Top ten things I would eat in your car

  1. Coffee. It always finds a way out of the cup.

  2. Hot soup. Many people drink it like coffee. Same effects.

  3. Tacos. "A food that can disassemble itself without much help, leaving your car looking like a salad bar,"

  4. Chili. Dangerous drips and slops down the front of clothing.

  5. Hamburgers. Grease, ketchup, mustard on your hands, your clothes and the steering wheel.

  6. Barbecue. Spicy and dicey. There is the temptation to lick your fingers. More grease on the steering wheel.

  7. Fried chicken. Ditto. Grease coats everything you touch.

  8. Jelly or cream-filled doughnuts. Dangers relate to oozing while cruising. Raspberry jelly stains difficult to remove.

  9. Soft drinks. Prone to spills and sudden fizzing if car makes sudden movements. Cola fizz in the nose is perilous while driving.

  10. Chocolate. Tempting but treacherous. Try to clean it off the steering wheel and you're likely to end up swerving.

  11. Beer or Wine.  Always the treat for a real driver.

Well this was a bummer

Well, this was a bummer tune on my Ipod today.  But than I heard the whole song and I felt better. This is going to be a very interesting time of the year for me. I am not sure how I am going to handle everything.

Why Should I Care
By: Diana Krall.

Was there something more I could have done? Or was I not meant to be the one? Where’s the life I thought we would share? And should I care? And will someone else get more of you? Will she go to sleep more sure of you? Will she wake up knowing you’re still there? And why should I care? There’s always one to turn and walk awayAnd one who just wants to stayBut who said that love is always fair? And why should I care? Should I leave you alone here in the dark? Holding my broken heartWhile a promise still hangs in the airWhy should I care?

My Random Thoughts

  1. Woke up driving my car to work, after dreaming that I wet my pants at a bar

  2. Put my profile on match.com looking for a partner in crime and outlined the crimes and the type of partners needed.

  3. Signed up friends to hair replacement e-mails and phone calls.

  4. Eating cheese on the sales floor and screaming I love the smell of cheese.

  5. Thinking about my sex life with Mrs. Clause

  6. Looking at the ceiling to see if I really do have the big office.

  7. Looking around the office for the suggestion box

  8. Sent out IM’s to the wrong people and than screamed at them when they called me

  9. Turned out the lights to my office and said everyone went home.

  10. Came to work with yesterdays closes to see what people would like

FUCK IT
    

Jury Urges Smith's Death

Jury Urges Smith's Death



What is wrong here with the system. I am sure that this man should pay the price for his crime. Carlie Brucia was robbed of her future. Why should this man have any future. He should pay for his crime today. Not 10 years down the road. Death is fine with me. I am sure that he did not even think about the fact she was 11 years old. 11 years old. - Please pick up your ticket to hell !

Top 10 Thoughts for

  1. Who the fuck is standing in my office?

  2. How many times can I measure your failure?

  3. When is lunch?

  4. Can I beep you out of the conversation?

  5. What does headcount mean?

  6. Bing Conference call is fun!

  7. Today is the 1st when is pay day?

  8. I drank 5 red bulls now the wall is moving

  9. How many times can I go to the bath room without doing anything

  10. Its 10 minutes to 5 can I leave now?