My thought about shit

My thought about shit today

IPOD Tune Today: Fragile, Kylie Minogue
Mood: Mello, Fearful

1. Considered what taking up eating cheese would do for my sex life.
2. Saw a midget struggling at a drinking fountain
3. Spent the next 5 minutes watching that midget struggle
4. Tried to deposit 1,000 pennies in my account at the drive thur window
5. Met my new neighbor, Bubba Johnson, he asked if I would want to watch NASCAR with him sometime
6. Met Clyde's wife, Debbie, she talked for 30 straight minutes about their three cats, Fuzzy, Buzzy, and Stonie
7. Called the moving company to find out when I needed to return the rental truck, I also asked what they wanted me to do about the little boys arm that was still stuck in the front grill...they didn't find it funny
8. Ordered egg rolls and fried rice from the McD's drive up window.
9. Glued my fingers and toes together to see if I could swim faster
10. Asked random people if I could sign their casts... (they didn't have any broken bones)

Drinking Game: Run into a bar of your choice and drink out of every glass on the bar before getting your ass kicked.

Favorite Stripper Name: Amber
Favorite Dog Name: Frank
Favorite Drink: Cold water, with a 12 oz beer
Favorite Sex position: All of them
Favorite Drinker: Billy Carter
Favorite Clown: YUCKO
Favorite girl watching location: Hooters, Wing House, and any other place that has 80’s short shorts up their ass.

United Press International - NewsTrack - New drug acts as marijuana in the brain

United Press International - NewsTrack - New drug acts as marijuana in the brain: "New drug acts as marijuana in the brain

MONTREAL, Dec. 13 (UPI) -- A McGill University study suggests a new anti-depressant drug works by raising levels of endocannabinoids -- similar to a substance found in marijuana.

The study suggests the new drug, called URB597, might represent a safer alternative to use of marijuana for treatment of pain and depression, and open the door to new and improved treatments for clinical depression.

In pre-clinical laboratory tests researchers found URB597 increased the production of endocannabinoids by blocking their degradation, resulting in measurable antidepressant effects.

'This is the first time it has been shown a drug that increases endocannabinoids in the brain can improve your mood,' said lead investigator Dr. Gabriella Gobbi, a researcher at Montreal and McGill Universities.

The researchers, including scientists from the University of California-Irvine, were able to measure serotonin and noradrenaline activity as a result of the increased endocannabinoids.

'The results were similar to the effect we might expect from the use of commonly prescribed antidepressants, which are effective on only around 30 percent of the population,' said Gobbi. 'Our discovery strengthens the case for URB597 as a safer, non-addictive, non-psychotropic alternative to cannabis for the treatment of pain and depression.' "

Death Penalty 2005

Death Penalty 2005

Today at 12:01AM California put to death Mr. Tookie Williams. His death was the latest in the series of death penalty cases coming to an end.

The idea that we still need to use the death penalty as a form of punishment is outrages.

Where did this concept start? The idea that because of this mans crimes we must put him to death was seen as a way to flush out the system of these “people” yea I said “these people”

Tookie is not a saint and he should never have seen the light of day. However if he could have done something anything to better himself and learn from his ways, than we should look at other ways of punishment; today we put a man to death, for a crime of death.

Today we step backwards into his shoes and committed a crime against man. Today we did nothing to learn from this wrongful death.

Today his victims are no better off because of this. This is not about Mr. Williams.

This is about every death penalty case. Today we stepped backwards 1000 years. I wonder what would have been different today, if Jesus was not put to death for his “crimes” I wonder!

Music, Love, Life - If just for today


Greetings everyone. Today I was thinking about music. Music what does it mean to me? How do I feel when I hear it. What happens to me ? Can I groove to a space in time and feel the beat over take my soul. In grained I become the beat. I await for the next hit that engulfs my soul. Duran Duran is more than a crappie 80's group. They can be re-mixed to a beat that is some what better than what was. Its trance. techino, ambient, and underground. The tunes are sets to listen and move you for hours. I have been to a couple of 10 hour sets. That have just taken over the night and day, and speeding along I roll into the next day, visions of you and me. Fuck the concept of time. I am time. Time is nothing more than the minute past. I am future. I am now, I am here. - Roll it up and move on.

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10 Reasons Smoking Pot is Better than Classes

  1. Pot is a quicker and more efficient way to fry your brain.
  2. When you smoke pot, even your Calculus TA turns you on.
  3. If you ever run for president, you could claim that you didn't inhale.
  4. Pot makes dorm food taste good.
  5. Pot is easier to get than most text books.
  6. It takes twenty minutes to walk to class. In that time, you could smoke enough pot to be dreaming about Kathy Ireland for a week.
  7. Class would never make you want to run naked through the fountain in the middle of January.
  8. Pot clears the mind and soul. Class clutters it.
  9. Smoking pot is much cheaper.
  10. What you learn in class is gone in a matter of minutes. Pot can stay in your system for up to a year.

Now if your a stupid ass that believes this to be true smoke your fucking brains out, cuz you will have nothing to do in the future. Well, you can always read the postings here....... Later Stoney

Tookie is done


SACRAMENTO, California (CNN) -- California's Supreme Court late Sunday rejected an emergency request to stay the execution of convicted killer Stanley Tookie Williams, who is scheduled to be put to death early Tuesday.

Listen I am all for finding away not to kill anymore. Lets face it we need to blame someone for the creation of gangs. However Tookie was not the first. He was the leader, creator of a gang.

Well Tookie, sorry that we have choosen to put you to death. You tried to the right thing with your stories about gang life. God rest your soul. Your free and at peace !

LATIN KINGS FOR EVER ! -311 -EASTSIDE BOYS

Wait a minute Debra Lafave, The judge wants to see you

OCALA - A judge in Marion County determined Thursday that Debra Lafave, the former Tampa teacher who had sex with a 14-year-old student, should be tried for the crime. Now Debra has been said to be to pretty for jail ! Oh my little pretty your going to get slapped around in the big house. Your thought you liked little boys, well guess what some BIG GIRLS are going to love you long time. I must say your pretty sexy, but thats not the issue here. Same rules for men and women. Sorry Debra, you have to face it. Plus we all can guess what your doing at home, chating with your friend BOB. -

Imagine

By John Lennon

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isn’t hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possessions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I’m a dreamer,
but I’m not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

I was in high school in CT when I heard the news, we skipped school and aheaded back to NYC via Amtrack to be as one.

Mash UP The concept

Mash UP- The concept was created some time ago. JAY-Z was the one that most people remember with Linkn Park. However the underground music world has been enjoying MASHUPS for some time. Here is today’s top 10. Use your search tool to find them. – Mash it

  1. Frankie Goes To Hollywood vs Craig David - Craig Says Relax

  2. Green Day vs Nelly - Country Basket (Tim G)

  3. Dandy Warhols vs Beastie Boys - Intergalactic Friends (Ultra 396)

  4. Placebo vs Kosheen - Hide The Bitter Placebo (DJ Sandstorm)

  5. Cornershop vs Baha Men - Brimful Of Dogs (Mark J)

  6. Blur vs Electric 6 - Gay House

  7. Cardigans vs Jamelia - Erase The Superstar

  8. Kings Of Leon vs Girls Aloud - Aloud In Molly's Chambers

  9. Daniel Bedingfield vs Streets - Thru The Streets (DJ Sandstorm)

  10. Faithless vs Eurythmics - Sweet Insomnia (Thin Gold Chain)

Oh yea

Oh yea one more thing for all you FUCKERS on-line (You know who you are) the links from Itunes and Amazon (now that’s a fucking monster store are for you to buy some shit from. Asking why? Well I have a fucking legal bill that is out the ass. I can either fuck it or try to sell some shit on line. – So visit them, buy your fucking “rents” a gift or your dog a fucking bone. – Later

Used the word “FUCK”: 6 times  How about that fucking shit!

What could I be thinking


  • Stood behind a guy who either shit his pants, or didn't know his shirt was in the way when he was wiping off his ass.

  • Discovered my newest fear: not knowing my shirt got in the way while wiping my ass at work.

  • Saw a bum pretend there was an earthquake happening when a large woman walked past him, it was then that I realized; bums can be entertaining.

  • Tried to order a fat-free thick burger at Whataburger

  • Nominated the next hurricane to be named hurricane "That Fucker"

  • Spent the rest of my afternoon watching CNN and replacing "Katrina" with "That Fucker"

  • There's no telling how many people have been affected by That Fucker

  • White House officials are being blamed for the chaos That Fucker left behind

  • Well as you can see Bob, That Fucker just came roaring right through this entire city

  • One thing is for certain; That Fucker will cost the American tax payers billions

  • Was glad to see that hidden camera I installed in my room is being put to good use

  • Tried to find on job on Monster.com using "pimp" as my keyword

  • Michael Jackson was spelled out in my bowl of Alphabet Soup

  • Robbed a gas station to pay for my gas

Top ten things I would eat in your car

Top ten things I would like to eat when I am driving either in my car or yours.

  1. Coffee. It always finds a way out of the cup.

  2. Hot soup. Many people drink it like coffee. Same effects.

  3. Tacos. "A food that can disassemble itself without much help, leaving your car looking like a salad bar,"

  4. Chili. Dangerous drips and slops down the front of clothing.

  5. Hamburgers. Grease, ketchup, mustard on your hands, your clothes and the steering wheel.

  6. Barbecue. Spicy and dicey. There is the temptation to lick your fingers. More grease on the steering wheel.

  7. Fried chicken. Ditto. Grease coats everything you touch.

  8. Jelly or cream-filled doughnuts. Dangers relate to oozing while cruising. Raspberry jelly stains difficult to remove.

  9. Soft drinks. Prone to spills and sudden fizzing if car makes sudden movements. Cola fizz in the nose is perilous while driving.

  10. Chocolate. Tempting but treacherous. Try to clean it off the steering wheel and you're likely to end up swerving.

  11. Beer or Wine.  Always the treat for a real driver.

Well this was a bummer

Well, this was a bummer tune on my Ipod today.  But than I heard the whole song and I felt better. This is going to be a very interesting time of the year for me. I am not sure how I am going to handle everything.

Why Should I Care
By: Diana Krall.

Was there something more I could have done? Or was I not meant to be the one? Where’s the life I thought we would share? And should I care? And will someone else get more of you? Will she go to sleep more sure of you? Will she wake up knowing you’re still there? And why should I care? There’s always one to turn and walk awayAnd one who just wants to stayBut who said that love is always fair? And why should I care? Should I leave you alone here in the dark? Holding my broken heartWhile a promise still hangs in the airWhy should I care?

My Random Thoughts

My Random Thoughts

  1. Woke up driving my car to work, after dreaming that I wet my pants at a bar

  2. Put my profile on match.com looking for a partner in crime and outlined the crimes and the type of partners needed.

  3. Signed up friends to hair replacement e-mails and phone calls.

  4. Eating cheese on the sales floor and screaming I love the smell of cheese.

  5. Thinking about my sex life with Mrs. Clause

  6. Looking at the ceiling to see if I really do have the big office.

  7. Looking around the office for the suggestion box

  8. Sent out IM’s to the wrong people and than screamed at them when they called me

  9. Turned out the lights to my office and said everyone went home.

  10. Came to work with yesterdays closes to see what people would like

FUCK IT