10 Reasons Smoking Pot is Better than Classes

  1. Pot is a quicker and more efficient way to fry your brain.
  2. When you smoke pot, even your Calculus TA turns you on.
  3. If you ever run for president, you could claim that you didn't inhale.
  4. Pot makes dorm food taste good.
  5. Pot is easier to get than most text books.
  6. It takes twenty minutes to walk to class. In that time, you could smoke enough pot to be dreaming about Kathy Ireland for a week.
  7. Class would never make you want to run naked through the fountain in the middle of January.
  8. Pot clears the mind and soul. Class clutters it.
  9. Smoking pot is much cheaper.
  10. What you learn in class is gone in a matter of minutes. Pot can stay in your system for up to a year.

Now if your a stupid ass that believes this to be true smoke your fucking brains out, cuz you will have nothing to do in the future. Well, you can always read the postings here....... Later Stoney

Tookie is done


SACRAMENTO, California (CNN) -- California's Supreme Court late Sunday rejected an emergency request to stay the execution of convicted killer Stanley Tookie Williams, who is scheduled to be put to death early Tuesday.

Listen I am all for finding away not to kill anymore. Lets face it we need to blame someone for the creation of gangs. However Tookie was not the first. He was the leader, creator of a gang.

Well Tookie, sorry that we have choosen to put you to death. You tried to the right thing with your stories about gang life. God rest your soul. Your free and at peace !

LATIN KINGS FOR EVER ! -311 -EASTSIDE BOYS

Wait a minute Debra Lafave, The judge wants to see you

OCALA - A judge in Marion County determined Thursday that Debra Lafave, the former Tampa teacher who had sex with a 14-year-old student, should be tried for the crime. Now Debra has been said to be to pretty for jail ! Oh my little pretty your going to get slapped around in the big house. Your thought you liked little boys, well guess what some BIG GIRLS are going to love you long time. I must say your pretty sexy, but thats not the issue here. Same rules for men and women. Sorry Debra, you have to face it. Plus we all can guess what your doing at home, chating with your friend BOB. -

Imagine

By John Lennon

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isn’t hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possessions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I’m a dreamer,
but I’m not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

I was in high school in CT when I heard the news, we skipped school and aheaded back to NYC via Amtrack to be as one.

Mash UP The concept

Mash UP- The concept was created some time ago. JAY-Z was the one that most people remember with Linkn Park. However the underground music world has been enjoying MASHUPS for some time. Here is today’s top 10. Use your search tool to find them. – Mash it

  1. Frankie Goes To Hollywood vs Craig David - Craig Says Relax

  2. Green Day vs Nelly - Country Basket (Tim G)

  3. Dandy Warhols vs Beastie Boys - Intergalactic Friends (Ultra 396)

  4. Placebo vs Kosheen - Hide The Bitter Placebo (DJ Sandstorm)

  5. Cornershop vs Baha Men - Brimful Of Dogs (Mark J)

  6. Blur vs Electric 6 - Gay House

  7. Cardigans vs Jamelia - Erase The Superstar

  8. Kings Of Leon vs Girls Aloud - Aloud In Molly's Chambers

  9. Daniel Bedingfield vs Streets - Thru The Streets (DJ Sandstorm)

  10. Faithless vs Eurythmics - Sweet Insomnia (Thin Gold Chain)

Oh yea

Oh yea one more thing for all you FUCKERS on-line (You know who you are) the links from Itunes and Amazon (now that’s a fucking monster store are for you to buy some shit from. Asking why? Well I have a fucking legal bill that is out the ass. I can either fuck it or try to sell some shit on line. – So visit them, buy your fucking “rents” a gift or your dog a fucking bone. – Later

Used the word “FUCK”: 6 times  How about that fucking shit!

What could I be thinking


  • Stood behind a guy who either shit his pants, or didn't know his shirt was in the way when he was wiping off his ass.

  • Discovered my newest fear: not knowing my shirt got in the way while wiping my ass at work.

  • Saw a bum pretend there was an earthquake happening when a large woman walked past him, it was then that I realized; bums can be entertaining.

  • Tried to order a fat-free thick burger at Whataburger

  • Nominated the next hurricane to be named hurricane "That Fucker"

  • Spent the rest of my afternoon watching CNN and replacing "Katrina" with "That Fucker"

  • There's no telling how many people have been affected by That Fucker

  • White House officials are being blamed for the chaos That Fucker left behind

  • Well as you can see Bob, That Fucker just came roaring right through this entire city

  • One thing is for certain; That Fucker will cost the American tax payers billions

  • Was glad to see that hidden camera I installed in my room is being put to good use

  • Tried to find on job on Monster.com using "pimp" as my keyword

  • Michael Jackson was spelled out in my bowl of Alphabet Soup

  • Robbed a gas station to pay for my gas