Project Smiley is growing closer

No storms coming my way and yet I would like to know why I have the day off and my kids are not in school.

You Know You're Trailer Trash If...

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.


2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.


3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.


4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.


5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".


6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.


7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this!"


8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.


9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.


10. Your junior prom had a daycare.


11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."


12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.


13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.


14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.


15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.


16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.


17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.


18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Is it getting better
Or do you feel the same
Will it make it easier on you
Now you got someone to blame

You say
One love
One life
When it’s one need
In the night
It’s one love
We get to share it
It leaves you baby
If you don’t care for it

Did I disappoint you?
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without

Well it’s too late
Tonight
To drag tha past out
Into the light
We’re one
But we’re not the same
We get to carry each other
Carry each other
One

Have you come here for forgiveness
Have you come tor raise the dead
Havew you come here to play jesus
To the lepers in your head
Did I ask too much
More than a lot
You gave me nothing
Now it’s all I got
We’re one
But we’re not the same
We hurt each other
Then we do it again

You say
Love is a temple
Love a higher law
Love is a temple
Love the higher law
You ask me to enter
But then you make me crawl
And I can’t be holding on
To what you got
When all you got is hurt

One love
One blood
One life
You got to do what you should

One life
With each other
Sisters
Brothers

One life
But we’re not the same
We get to carry each other
Carry each other

One

One.

Thanks, U2 - Its more than the music

1. Snotted when I sneezed...I have no clue where it went2. Dated a Jewish girl during this holiday season, just to celebrate Christmikah like they do on the O.C.3. Put in a bid on E-bay motors for my 1977 short school bus4. Finally decided what I will go as for Halloween 2006.....Can’t tell yet 5. Day dreamed about playing baseball in the office with my magic eight ball6. Totally got caught singing a Madonna song while waiting at a stop light7. Called U-Haul to see "how many immigrants they thought I could pile up in the back of one of those things"8. Wondered if Chelsea Clinton ever grew out of her "awkward stage"9. Dared my buddy to go into work tomorrow with grass stains on his suit pants10. Asked my grandma to convince my mom into giving me an allowance again

1. Had a wordrobe malfunction
2. Located the manufacturer of the Cosby family's sweaters
3. Decided Martin Lawrence's new movie "Rebound" should have been titled "Damn Gina!"
4. Talked to Jesus...Jesus Gonzales, my mom's lawn guy
5. Wondered about cheese balls, and how they can improve my sex life.
6. My new goal in life is to become the next Oxi-Clean spokesman
7. Sent an e-mail to Paulie Shore just to see if he is desperate enough to reply
8. Became suspicious of an old lady at Lowes who was buying the needed materials to make a beer bong
9. Invited myself to her house later on tonight
10. Realized how much of a sell out Bruce Bruce has become

Listen everyone. I know this has been a very interesting year for most of us. We have experienced a lot of things over the last couple of months. However today is a day to be happy with your life, and enjoy your friends. - So friends Peace be with all of you. Note that the new improved smart ass will be back next year. - Out

As I said in my earlier post. We kind of knew early this morning what happened to James Dungy. Now I am not sure if anyone would have spotted the warning signs, or even know what to for him. I offer this one suggestion for anyone thinking about it.

Thinking of getting rid of the pain. Read this website. Call ASAP for help.

http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/

Peace-

I have met the Dungy kids a couple of different times here in Tampa, over the years I have watched this young man grow up, from a brief conversation during some Super Bowl Events to meeting him out and about town. I am a father, Tony's concept of being a father to your children and not just a Dad is somthing that I agree with. We have to focus on our children, raise them up to be respectful, God fearing men, while we await the details, I have details as to what happened, I am deeply saddened by the event. Tony is on his way back to Tampa, may already be here. This year has been marked with great success for him, and now will forever be marked with the greatest lose a parent can have. Rest in peace James, Rest in peace. - End

Tony Dungy's son found dead in Lutz apartment: "LUTZ - A former Buccaneers coach still beloved in the bay area is facing a personal tragedy, even as his new team prepares for a run at the Super Bowl.

Tony Dungy's 18-year-old son James was found dead in his USF-area apartment early this morning by Hillsborough County deputies. There were no signs of foul play, investigators said, but they would not confirm if the cause of death was suicide.

According to the sheriff's office, James was not breathing when his girlfriend, Antoinette Anderson, returned to the Campus Lodge apartment complex off Livingston at 1:30 a.m. Deputies performed CPR on James when they arrived and rushed him to University Community Hospital, where he was pronounced dead"

1. Discovered calling off work to watch an I Love the 80's marathon was so worth it
2. Considered what owning a mint-condition ATARI with PowerPad would do for my sex life
3. Asked a worker in Starbucks if he could point me to the nearest Eiffel Tower
4. Added to his confusion by quickly demanding an M&M Blizzard with sprinkles
5. Pretended to be on my cell phone asking somebody on the other end how to wipe my ass, when a co-worker entered the stall next to me..."Did you say I wipe back to front? Or front to back?"
6. Called up to the HR department to find out if question #5 on my 2006 employee health benefits form, "Do you smoke?" meant cigarettes or "like other stuff"
7. Wondered if anyone would be offended if I show up on Halloween dressed as a hurricane victim (will require lugging around a bucket of water to dump on myself every 10 minutes)
8. Shattered last months numbers by only being spotted twice scratching my balls in public
9. Dreamt I was Janet Jackson's secret daughter...err, huh?
10. Realized even at the age of 40, I still like to spin globes and pretend wherever my finger is when it stops is where I will live....Go Madagascar!

Well I normally never post links for people. Matt however is someone we can watch and enjoy. He is on the trip of a life time. To be young and free. Lets raise a glass for Matt as he dances around the world. Good luck.

Peace

http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/dancing.htm

Eggnog

Serves 26
This eggnog's rich, cloudlike texture is produced by separating the eggs and beating the whites before adding them to the milk mixture. The eggnog base can be made one day in advance; just beat in the stiff egg whites and whipped cream just before serving.

12 eggs, separated
1 1/2 cups superfine sugar
1 quart whole milk
1 1/2 quarts heavy cream
3 cups bourbon
1/2 cup dark rum
2 cups cognac ( maybe more )
Freshly grated nutmeg

1. In a very large bowl, beat egg yolks until thick and pale yellow. Gradually add sugar to yolks. With a wire whisk, beat in milk and 1 quart cream. Add bourbon, rum, and cognac, stirring constantly.

2. Just before serving, beat egg whites until stiff. Fold into mixture. Whip remaining 1/2 quart heavy cream until stiff, and fold in. Sprinkle with nutmeg.

Note: Raw eggs should not be used in food prepared for pregnant women, babies, young children, the elderly, or anyone whose health is compromised.

Thanks Martha Steward, I want to be good and drunk before Santa comes over

So Love is?

At times over the last couple of days I have found myself really fucking pissed off. Not for any other reason other than the simple fact that I thought love was forever. Its not as if I knew any different, maybe I thought it was different. Instead its not; the issues are the same. The issues are the same for you and me. Today I am not as fucking pissed as I was. I just wish I can find truth in what I am looking for. This song was what I thought it was. However it’s a dream.  

When I fall in love It will be forever Or I'll never fall in love In a restless world Like this is Love is ended before it's begun And too many Moonlight kisses Seem to cool in the warmth of the sun When I give my heart I give it completely Or I'll never give my heart And the moment I can feel that you feel that way too Is when I fall in love with you

It’s a whisper
I hear your voice and I wonder

Once I knew you and forever I loved you,
Than over night you stole my heart,
lied to and broken I ran away
licking my wounds I would
recover to say
YOUR A MOTHER FUCKER !

When the shit smells bad, its time to move to a different hole. So pack your shit up and move to another location.

- Out