Is just starting a day of project smiley
Project Smiley is growing closer
No storms coming my way and yet I would like to know why I have the day off and my kids are not in school.
You Know Youre Trailer Trash
- The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
- You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
- You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
- You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
- Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".
- You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
- Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this!"
- You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
- Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
- Your junior prom had a daycare.
- You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."
- You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
- The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
- You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
- One of your kids was born on a pool table.
- You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
- You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
- You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
One
Is it getting better
Or do you feel the same
Will it make it easier on you
Now you got someone to blame
You say
One love
One life
When it’s one need
In the night
It’s one love
We get to share it
It leaves you baby
If you don’t care for it
Did I disappoint you?
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without
Well it’s too late
Tonight
To drag tha past out
Into the light
We’re one
But we’re not the same
We get to carry each other
Carry each other
One
Have you come here for forgiveness
Have you come tor raise the dead
Havew you come here to play jesus
To the lepers in your head
Did I ask too much
More than a lot
You gave me nothing
Now it’s all I got
We’re one
But we’re not the same
We hurt each other
Then we do it again
You say
Love is a temple
Love a higher law
Love is a temple
Love the higher law
You ask me to enter
But then you make me crawl
And I can’t be holding on
To what you got
When all you got is hurt
One love
One blood
One life
You got to do what you should
One life
With each other
Sisters
Brothers
One life
But we’re not the same
We get to carry each other
Carry each other
One
One.
Thanks, U2 - Its more than the music
Just me
1. Snotted when I sneezed...I have no clue where it went2. Dated a Jewish girl during this holiday season, just to celebrate Christmikah like they do on the O.C.3. Put in a bid on E-bay motors for my 1977 short school bus4. Finally decided what I will go as for Halloween 2006.....Can’t tell yet 5. Day dreamed about playing baseball in the office with my magic eight ball6. Totally got caught singing a Madonna song while waiting at a stop light7. Called U-Haul to see "how many immigrants they thought I could pile up in the back of one of those things"8. Wondered if Chelsea Clinton ever grew out of her "awkward stage"9. Dared my buddy to go into work tomorrow with grass stains on his suit pants10. Asked my grandma to convince my mom into giving me an allowance again
Wonders, Thoughts Drunken Fools
1. Had a wordrobe malfunction
2. Located the manufacturer of the Cosby family's sweaters
3. Decided Martin Lawrence's new movie "Rebound" should have been titled "Damn Gina!"
4. Talked to Jesus...Jesus Gonzales, my mom's lawn guy
5. Wondered about cheese balls, and how they can improve my sex life.
6. My new goal in life is to become the next Oxi-Clean spokesman
7. Sent an e-mail to Paulie Shore just to see if he is desperate enough to reply
8. Became suspicious of an old lady at Lowes who was buying the needed materials to make a beer bong
9. Invited myself to her house later on tonight
10. Realized how much of a sell out Bruce Bruce has become
