Top 10 Thoughts for

  1. Who the fuck is standing in my office?

  2. How many times can I measure your failure?

  3. When is lunch?

  4. Can I beep you out of the conversation?

  5. What does headcount mean?

  6. Bing Conference call is fun!

  7. Today is the 1st when is pay day?

  8. I drank 5 red bulls now the wall is moving

  9. How many times can I go to the bath room without doing anything

  10. Its 10 minutes to 5 can I leave now?