- Woke up driving my car to work, after dreaming that I wet my pants at a bar
- Put my profile on match.com looking for a partner in crime and outlined the crimes and the type of partners needed.
- Signed up friends to hair replacement e-mails and phone calls.
- Eating cheese on the sales floor and screaming I love the smell of cheese.
- Thinking about my sex life with Mrs. Clause
- Looking at the ceiling to see if I really do have the big office.
- Looking around the office for the suggestion box
- Sent out IM’s to the wrong people and than screamed at them when they called me
- Turned out the lights to my office and said everyone went home.
- Came to work with yesterdays closes to see what people would like
FUCK IT