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Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I make sexy-time with my mother in-law right now. I like you. I like McDonald’s, it’s nice. YES! Enjoy! OK, Vanilla Face?

10. My cheeseburger, don’t like me. It say it wish it was eaten by someone else. I want refund, YES.

9. Very sorry to interrupt. Where is toilet? I need to make a shit in hole, you know?

8. There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute. Why work at McDonald’s? It shit hole like Nursultan Tuliakbay’s home.

7. McDonald’s Coca-Cola is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.

6. My wife was my slave but now she is dead…she die in a field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important. You will be my new wife, yes!

5. I hope to kill every man, woman and child in McDonald’s, and may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq.

4. What’s up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slabs. We’re looking for somewhere to buy, what do’yah call it, erm…Happy Meal, Yes? So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, get to work, ok? Just a couple of hungry Jewish pimps, no hos.

3. You telling me the man who try to put french-fry in my anus was a homosexual? Why would you allow that here? I want to speak to your superior. I do not like homosexual.

2. I arrived in McDonald’s with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

1. Your background music is shit like dog poo, you know? I uh like a very much Korki Buchek you know Korki Buchek? It go like, “Bing-Bang-Bing-Bang-Bing-dl-dl-ding-ding *click* *click* *click-click* Bing-Bang-Bing-Bang-Bing-dl-dl-ding-ding *click* *click*” Do you have Korki Buchek?

If you did not enjoy, I will be excute.